It’s never easy to dress for the hot weather, and men often get it terribly wrong. At J.L. Berlue we’ve got your back covered and have compiled a list of the worst fashion mistakes so that you remain looking cool and stylish all summer long.
1) Shorts to Work
In theory, why not? Shorts are practical and keep you cool. In reality your pasty white legs just aren’t ready to be seen yet and those shorts are too casual for work.
2) The crumpled all-linen suit
You think you look like a secret agent but actually you are perfecting the supply teacher look.
3) Tight white jeans
This should only be attempted on Mediterranean islands by people with glowing tans.
4) The tossed sweatshirt
See point three.
5) Three-quarter length trousers
There is a very fine-line between being well-ventilated and trying a bit too hard.
6) Football shirts in the pub
These are just a no.
7) Too short shorts
You need to ask yourself…do you really want to be seen in hot pants?
9) Sports Sunglasses
You know, the kind of glasses with the curved fisheye frames and gold mirror lenses. These make you look like a teenager on a school cricket tour.
10) Vest tops
Leave them to the muscle man lads on their weekend to Magaluf.
11) Facial sunburn
This is just being lazy and doesn’t look good. And women notice these things.
12) Back hair
Women definitely notice these things.
13) The roman centurion sandal
These look great on girls - and that’s why you shouldn’t wear them.
14) Beaded choke chain
It’s time to let that Thailand holiday go.
15) Ordering a jug of Pimm’s
This is in the pub garden during the first warm weekend of the year. At least let summer get info full swing...